Formula Oppo: The Monster Energy Grand Prix of Australia

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 06/20/2014 at 15:27 • Filed to: FO

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Velcome to ze 8th round of !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , ze premier fantasy Formula 1 racing game of Oppositelock. It's time to grab a handful of Vienna sausages, a pitcher of Stiegl (Stiegl- It's gotta be a Stiegl), a pretzel, and your lucky pair of lederhosen to make your picks and enjoy some fine racing.

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!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , no one saw coming, Ricciardo won the race over the crippled merc of Rosberg and Vettel in third.

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In Australia, a newly rebuilt track was made by Red Bull. The track is owned by Red Bull. Two teams are owned by Red Bull. Will Red Bull also own the podium? Will Ferrari pull out of F1 after suffering from erectile dysfunction? How will Mercedes's Silver Arrows hold up? Will we finally see a show down between Green Arrow and Thea Queen in season 3 of Arrow? Will Massa suffer from another crash? Will Maldonado cause the first death in an F1 race since Senna? Will BASF use Ricciardo's teeth as a new standard of white? Why is there a statue of the Red Bull going through the St. Louis Arch? What does it mean? Is the bull secretly a mech that Adrian Newey designed to fight Godzilla? Is this not the creepiest picture of Adrian Newey?

Here are ze drivers for ze racing:

Sebastian Vettel- Red Bull

Daniel Ricciardo- Red Bull

Max Chilton- Marussia

Jules Bianchi- Marussia

Nico Rosberg- Mercedes

Lewis Hamilton- Mercedes

Kimi Räikkönen- Ferrari

Fernando Alonso- Ferrari

Romain Grosjean- Lotus

Pastor Maldonado- Lotus

Marcus Ericsson- Caterham

Kamui Kobayashi- Caterham

Sergio Perez- Force India

Nico Hulkenberg- Force India

Felipe Massa- Williams

Valtteri Bottas- Williams

Kevin Magnussen- McLaren

Jenson Button- McLaren

Esteban Gutierrez- Sauber

Adrian Sutil- Sauber

Jean-Eric Vergne- Toro Rosso

Daniil Kvyat- Toro Rosso

How I predict this race to go:

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Nico Rosberg

3. Daniel Ricciardo

Q. Hamilton

Curse: Maldonado shall receive the curse of shitty beer!

Auf Wiedersehen und viel Glück

lonestranger > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/14/2014 at 17:39

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Cé hé sin > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/14/2014 at 17:51

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Nein! Vi är i Österrike (just to confuse everyone)

Brian Silvestro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/14/2014 at 19:25

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1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Ricciardo

Q. Hamilton

Agrajag > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/14/2014 at 21:39

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1. Rosberg

2. Hamilton

3. Alonso

Q. Rosberg

Haimatox > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/15/2014 at 10:31

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1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Ricciardo

Q. Hamilton

Sergio SVeron > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/15/2014 at 11:59

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1. Rosberg

2. Vettel

3. Sergio Perez

Q. Vettel

Squid > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/15/2014 at 12:26

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So much win right here.

PS9 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/15/2014 at 12:32

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Mother of god...

Tim (Fractal Footwork) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/15/2014 at 12:52

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1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Nico Rosberg

3. Sebastian Vettel

Q. Lewis Hamilton

mcseanerson > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/16/2014 at 10:28

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1. Sebastian Vettel

2. Nico Rosberg

3. Fernando Alonso

Q. Rosberg

Curse: Romain Grosjean

ncasolowork2 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/16/2014 at 10:40

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You know Austria and Australia are different countries? In fact did you know that one is a continent and that we've already had the Australian F1 grand prix this year?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > ncasolowork2 06/16/2014 at 11:15

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There be a joke that you missed

ncasolowork2 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/16/2014 at 11:36

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I re-read it. I'm not seeing it at all. You even re-used Australia in the article part too. No joke there... just an oops you're claiming was a joke.

philipilihp > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/16/2014 at 11:38

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1. Hamilton

2. Ricciardo (he really only won because of the crippled Benzes...)

3. Rosberg

Q. Hamilton

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > ncasolowork2 06/16/2014 at 11:41

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Nope, it's the whole Austria/Australia joke. Others are getting it just fine.

kinjasignedmeout > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/16/2014 at 17:24

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P. Hamilton

1. Rosberg

2. Vettel

3. Hammilton

JEM > ncasolowork2 06/17/2014 at 13:12

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Yeah, you really missed the joke, of which I've been chuckling about for a minute now.

A+ on that one Arch Duke.

JEM > lonestranger 06/17/2014 at 13:12

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I don't understand why this is so goddamn funny but it is.

TxBrumski > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/17/2014 at 14:40

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1. Nico Rosberg

2. Daniel Ricciardo

3. Jenson Button (I know, right?!)

Q. Hamilton

Curse: Sergio Perez will eliminate two drivers after his brakes give out due to continuous corner-bombing.

Moxy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/18/2014 at 09:50

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1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Ricciardo

Q. Hamilton

Jonathon Klein > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/18/2014 at 15:17

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1.Daniel Ricciardo because I just want this

2.Jules Bianchi in the most major upset ever

3.Romain Grosjean, he needs a win.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Jonathon Klein 06/18/2014 at 17:21

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Pole position?

You going for no points?

Want to go ahead and curse Rosberg while your at it?

Jonathon Klein > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/18/2014 at 17:35

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Fuck Rosberg!!!! Ok so maybe I'll pick 1. Hamilton, 2. Ricciardo 3. Rosberg for he will get the same issue as last race, and pole I'll go with....Rosberg for Pole.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Jonathon Klein 06/18/2014 at 17:37

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You can't. But, I will accept Rosberg for Pole.

Jonathon Klein > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/18/2014 at 19:22

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I thought I could change it till qualy????

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Jonathon Klein 06/18/2014 at 19:27

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Nope

Jonathon Klein > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/18/2014 at 22:28

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Dammit, well alright, I was already losing my shirt. RICCIARDO FOR THE WIN!!!! POINTS!

Bobololo23 is waiting for the FT86 to come > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/19/2014 at 11:55

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1. Rosberg

2. Hamilton

3. Massa

Q. Hamilton

Fred (FreddsterExprs) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/19/2014 at 14:47

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Meine Top 3 für den Grand Prix:

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Bottas

Q: Hamilton

Fred (FreddsterExprs) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/19/2014 at 14:50

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The "H." is silent.

For Sweden > lonestranger 06/20/2014 at 13:22

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Here are the pick with which I will anschulss the season podium:

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Nico Rosberg

3. Fernando Alonso

Q. Lewis Hamilton

Viking03 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/20/2014 at 15:18

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1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Nico Rosberg

3. Daniel Ricciardo

Q. Lewis Hamilton

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > For Sweden 06/20/2014 at 15:30

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You replied to ze wrong person.

EL_ULY > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/20/2014 at 15:36

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Q. Ham-wich

1. Ham and Cheese...and Sriracha

2. Britney Rosburg

3. Smiley MC. Smiles :]

vorspringing > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/20/2014 at 15:54

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1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Bottas

Q. Hamilton

Curse: nein

PushToStart > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/20/2014 at 17:01

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1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Vettel

Q. Hamilton

Lachlan - #ForzaJules > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/20/2014 at 18:25

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1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Nico Rosberg

3. Daniel Ricciardo

Q. Lewis Hamilton

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/20/2014 at 23:02

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1 Hamilton

2 Rosberg

3 Massa

Q Hamilton

Bandit > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/20/2014 at 23:55

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1. Ham

2. Ros

3. Ric

Q. Ham

This combo hasn't really screwed me yet so... Maybe Bottas Or Massa will kick ass

Vi517, JDX Racing > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/21/2014 at 00:28

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1. Rosberg

2. Hamilton

3. Vettel

Q. Rosberg

pirates-ecu > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/21/2014 at 04:13

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quali lewis hamilton

race results
1. lewis hamilton
2. nico Rosberg
3. Daaniel Riccardo

since im drunk when im posting this, no witty remarks will be made....... except FUCK VETTEL

DoomBuggie > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/21/2014 at 05:51

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1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Vettel...Vettle...Ve'tal?
Q. Rosberg

I give this post a 10/10 because it once and for all proves my theory that Adrian Newey sold his soul to Aphex Twin in return for unmatched engineering skills. Come to daddy .

NoahthePorscheGuy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/21/2014 at 05:51

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1. vettel

2. Rosberg

3. Ricciardo

Q. Hamilton

DoomBuggie > DoomBuggie 06/21/2014 at 05:52

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Damn it kinja, that pic is badass why you break it?

DoomBuggie > DoomBuggie 06/21/2014 at 05:52

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Seriously?

DoomBuggie > DoomBuggie 06/21/2014 at 06:01

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Last try

KnowsAboutCars > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/21/2014 at 07:14

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Am I late?

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Bottas

Q: Hamilton.

Skif6996 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/21/2014 at 07:31

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1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Massa

Q. Hamilton

Let's try this again.

hike > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/21/2014 at 07:37

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1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Bottas

Q. Hamilton

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > KnowsAboutCars 06/21/2014 at 10:33

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you're fine

mcseanerson > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/21/2014 at 11:06

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Didn't notice the Arrow reference first time I read this. Nice.

operator2222 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/21/2014 at 12:39

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Shat...ner. I missed the fantasy pick for this week. Oh well, I am now enrolled in classes and Army ROTC, so at least I'm not a total failure. Good luck on the picks everyone! And if you were crazy enough to think that a Williams would be the fastest in quali, props!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Jonathon Klein 06/22/2014 at 11:00

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Well, you got nothing either way, which is better than me